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im-stuck-on-the-toilet-because-i:

urnotok:

liquidcassidy:

Sharks get a bad rap for being dangerous predators that are constantly devouring humans, but there is a whole world of things out there that will kill before a shark does. Here are just a few of those things.

WHO THE FUCK GETS KILLED BY A FUCKING VENDING MACHINE 

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SHARKS IN 1940 HAVE ONLY INJURED 13 PEOPLE, WHERE 10,000 TOILETS HAVE INJURED PEOPLE.

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theshouldbequeen:

lesshumanmoretimelord:

matty-the-weeboo-fuck:

encoyroaba:

dirtandsky:

I’m a visual learner and now I’m an alcoholic. Thanks, Obama. 

I learn better from experience, one of each please! 

White Russians though

my brother got me wasted from white Russians when I was 7. What a good babysitter.

no wonder i was bombed after drinking two long island ice teas. 

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virska:

wendygirlyoumoveme:

tentacrab:

captain-who:

lustral:

lick-my-duck:

beepony:

xxknight-of-time:

godheadturntech:

chandeluresinitaly:

stitchingupthecircuitboard:

datalanis:

shimsil:

janksy:

windboner:

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one of these is not like the others

virska:

wendygirlyoumoveme:

tentacrab:

captain-who:

lustral:

lick-my-duck:

beepony:

xxknight-of-time:

godheadturntech:

chandeluresinitaly:

stitchingupthecircuitboard:

datalanis:

shimsil:

janksy:

windboner:

homestuck

homestuck

homestuck

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homosuck

homestuck

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one of these is not like the others