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homestuckshitquoteunquoteart:

Your name is EGGGEG GEGEGG. Your interests include laughing about JOKES THAT ARE NOT EVEN ACTUAL JOKES. Especially the word EGG without any CONTEXT. Your trolltag is eggingGoog and you talk like 0< egg . You also love EGG PUNS and wish people could just 0< shell 0ut like y0u d0 and st0p being s0 eggs-tremely hard-b0iled. Your BEST FRIEND is GOTTGO FAASST, also known as sanicSpeed, who takes a particular liking to SPEED and GOING FAST. He likes to accentuate everything related to VELOCITY. Because he has to go FAST. he-also-talks-NONSTOP-because-he-is-just-too-FAST.

homestuckshitquoteunquoteart:

Your name is EGGGEG GEGEGG. Your interests include laughing about JOKES THAT ARE NOT EVEN ACTUAL JOKES. Especially the word EGG without any CONTEXT. Your trolltag is eggingGoog and you talk like 0< egg . You also love EGG PUNS and wish people could just 0< shell 0ut like y0u d0 and st0p being s0 eggs-tremely hard-b0iled. Your BEST FRIEND is GOTTGO FAASST, also known as sanicSpeed, who takes a particular liking to SPEED and GOING FAST. He likes to accentuate everything related to VELOCITY. Because he has to go FAST. he-also-talks-NONSTOP-because-he-is-just-too-FAST.

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transarmin:

shynii:

I’m fucking dying, I’m in hot topic and there’s this snk shirt and the x-small sticker is covering Levi

that’s what he gets for stealing armin’s place

transarmin:

shynii:

I’m fucking dying, I’m in hot topic and there’s this snk shirt and the x-small sticker is covering Levi

that’s what he gets for stealing armin’s place

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thatprocrastinatingjean:


"miss, you just killed 2 grown men"
just let it go

thatprocrastinatingjean:

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"miss, you just killed 2 grown men"

just let it go

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acpawkat:

Journey by Barbeanicolas
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butt-berry:

Assassin’s Creed 2 is my favourite game because you get to kick the pope in the nuts

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thepiratelife4me:

"For years I’ve been rushing around, taking whatever I fancied, not giving a tinker’s curse for those I hurt. Yet here I am… with riches and reputation, feeling no wiser than when I left home. And when I turn around, and look at the course I’ve run… there’s not a man or woman that I love left standing beside me."
―Edward Kenway, reflecting on his life before aiding the Assassins, 1720.[src]

thepiratelife4me:

"For years I’ve been rushing around, taking whatever I fancied, not giving a tinker’s curse for those I hurt. Yet here I am… with riches and reputation, feeling no wiser than when I left home. And when I turn around, and look at the course I’ve run… there’s not a man or woman that I love left standing beside me."
―Edward Kenway, reflecting on his life before aiding the Assassins, 1720.[src]

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myvegansensesaretingling:

things to say to your partner if they accidentally slip out of you during sex:

  • "get back in the Animus, Mr. Miles"
  • that’s it
  • that’s the only thing you will ever need to say in that situation

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vantart:

nonchalantly disguises dumb sketches i have 0 intentions on finishing as one big pic

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Luke, the Force runs strong in your family. Pass on what you have learned.

(Source: hegodamask, via starwarsfreak)

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oknope:

doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices

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craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar

craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar

(Source: clambistro, via poolsthataredead)